Please excuse the graphical
representation of my email address - this is an attempt to
foil the address gathering Web Spiders used by those scummy
email spammers.

To all the Merchants of
Spam out there;
1) No, I won't give you my [Insert Random Bank Here]
account details.
2) I have no need for Viagra, Viagrex, Ciallis, Little Blue
Pill etc etc
3) Boots takes care of all my prescription "Medz" needs.
4) I don’t need a loan, mortgage or credit check.
5) I don't have a need to "rest" any far off Government's
tax money in my bank account.
6) I didn't even enter that €2M Euro Lottery that I
keep on winning.
7) Who needs a "genuine" £50 Rolex when I've got Swatch!
8) My Missus doesn't want me to buy a Russian Bride. Sorry.
9) How come Prince Akeem, that has US $6M to give to me,
has a hotmail address?